Ohio.
Maryland.
skeetshoot asked: not actually a big city whatsoever, don't get it twisted
But you would think I could get food after I get out of work. Fucking backwoods New Hampshire has so much more on this “town”
All the food places in Brighton are closed now.
What kind of big city is this?
1. What made you decide to follow me/stick around?
I was approached by a small hobbit like character and he told me of wonderful tales, and you seemed to be the subject of each one, so I had to follow.
2. How were your high school years?
What is a good way to describe awkward and alone… Awklone?
3. If you could compare yourself to any character (fictional or non) who/what would it be and why?
Dirk Digler
4. What is your goal in life (besides happiness)?
To finally get to that damn castle the princess is in. “Sorry she is in another castle” FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT TALKING PLANT! Sorry? SORRY!?! You ain’t sorry for shit! You got saved by tricking me that you were the girl of my dreams. I hope you rot in hell.
5. Describe yourself positively in 3 words. Again, negatively.
Totally. Fucking. Awesome. This is the same for both.
6. What do you think are the most important qualities in being a decent (by your standards) human being?
Not waiting the entire time in line not thinking about what you want, and then when you get up to the front of the line where you have to make a choice and going “Oh, uh….what do you have?” Fuck you if you do that. Also, fuck the people that walk slow on sidewalks in huge packs and make it impossible for me to get around you. Fuck the assholes who pay for something that cost more than a dollar in dimes and nickles. Fuck the people that abuse a system for their own benefit and then feel they are entitled to be people bending over backwards to accommodate their lives. Basically, you have to be truthful, you have to take a stand for what is right and refuse to back down. You have to put others before you put yourself. There is no pride in being a selfish piece of shit. You work hard and keep your damn mouth shut.
7. Favorite foods?
Roast chicken, mushroom risotto, duck l’orange.
8. How do you view sex?
Sex is something that is the entire existence of life. We live to fuck. It should be something that we should not attach such heavy emotions to. The act of fucking is just that, fucking. Now, if there is a relationship involved, where both parties feel that they have reached an agreement of monogamous sex, then that should be respected. But, one should never presume that is the given arrangement. Before you attach yourself to one person, make sure they feel the same. Also, blowjobs are great. BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYBODY!
9. Favorite bands?
Fuck. The Locust, Pig Destroyer, Nine Inch Nails, Lucero, Misfits, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr and three (not junior), Roscoe Holcomb, Kossoy Sisters, An Albatross, Anything with Gram Parsons, Allison Krauss, American Nightmare, Slayer, Arab on Radar, Chinese Stars, As the Sun Sets, Daughters, Baroness, ISIS, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, Blood Brothers, Bon Iver, Bonnie Prince Billy, Burzum, Gorgoroth, Immortal, Cattle Decapitation, The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Outkast, Combat Wounded Veteran, Charles Bronson, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Converge, Danzig, ELVIS!, English Dogs, Eyehategod, The Lemonheads, Festival of Dead Deer, George Jones, Fugazi, the mother fucker from my home state GG Allin, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Insect Warfare, KYOTY, Ramones, Mayhem, Melvins, Nick Cave, Morphine, Pageninetynine, Pixes, Queen, Tom Jobim, Sunn O))), Ted Leo, Tom Waits, Toxic Holocaust, The Trashmen, Venom, Weezer’s first two albums, Willie Nelson, Wolf Eyes, Winterwolf„ Wolves in teh Throne Room, 3 Inches Of Blood, Zach Hill.
10. One thing you enjoy doing in your spare time.
Jerking off. Everybody.
11. 3 facts about yourself.
I have almost died three times. I have my wiener pierced. I once killed a man. And one of these is not true.
I will answer any questions you have.
Questions about me, you, life. Anything. I am really bored at work. Also dares. And send me things. And nudes.
So fucking bored at work. Is there a good mobile chat that people use?
So I found out which friend of mind posted a fake missed connection about me. I then proceeded to convince him that I was fired from my job because of that posting. I told him I was fired because people kept coming into the store and farting at me. He bought it and so did a ton of my friends. I have idiots for friends.
Just got home from the Whore Church Vol 1. Jesus what a good time.
